Greg Howard is perfect in this conversation.

The fuck is your problem? Let the man tell us all about his somewhat hairy G/F.

Andy Samberg, is that you?

This guy gets it!

Am I the only one that sees what you did there?

I used to think that same thing! I was so god damn wrong. So wrong. Wrong.

"Spicy Man Meat"

I'm shocked you resisted the urge to spell Cubs with a "Z" and put a "69" at the end. This is a big step in the right direction for you.

I think you forgot to say "No offense."

In MY hypothetical high-end real estate deals, I always call my investment sales brokers "realtors" just to piss them off. It helps keep their egos in check. Plus, I enjoy the looks on their faces when I intentionally call them "realtors" even after they try and correct me!

I'd like the name of your hypothetical realtor who promises to sell these hypothetical properties at above market value. I'm planning on acquiring a few hypothetical properties very soon myself!

I am hoping I missed your point. You're comparing merciless killing of domesticated animals with homosexuality?

I think he's making a joke. Everyone. Calm. Down.

I don't know/care what team you root for, pussy. Truth of the matter is that you're a pussy. I bet your pussy ass is sitting at your computer, reading this comment, like a pussy, knuckles turning more and more white with the increasing rage boiling up inside your pussy-ass self. My only question to you is, as a…

It would severely impact the game if you, as a pitcher, didn't throw every time he came to the plate. You are correct in your thinking that he, as a batter, is asking for you, as a pitcher, to throw.

"Pistorius had had a lovely evening with Steenkamp before her shot her"

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Nerd.

Most of everything you say is untrue about Marquette's facilities and campus. I'm sure Buzz isn't going to be getting very far away from "babysitting" his players now that he's at VT

We used to say, "The only thing worse than a warm Red Dog, is a cold Red Dog". I swear this stuff tastes better at room temp.