Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

Just wonderyng.

I think the love for Spotted Cow mostly comes from the fact that it's an easy drink, not necessarily because it's the best. There are many young-20s-ish people who are first trying to graduate from mass-produced swill to craft beers and the easiest gateway is something like Spotted Cow.

This picture *bites knuckle* is makin' *stiffled laughter, long wheeze* my *propeller hat spins uncontrollably* loins tender. *flies into space*

Reporter: So those goggles, is that a reference to Steve Smith's earlier comments?

Pictured: a little girl gazes adoringly at a dopey but beloved relic of better days for a New York sports franchise.

Cornwell: Here, take this hush money and just go away. After all, your client likes to fuck athletes.

why the fuck are you guys commenting on deadspin when you are professional football players who just won a huge game

"The protection on the line broke down and Carson 'Janay' Palmer just took a vicious hit."

Dealing with courthouses is like going back in time 20 years. I have a faxing account solely for working with them. A FAX ACCOUNT! Always glad to bump into someone who knows what a pain that can be.

Savvy business move on her part. I love that it has a link to "other statements," which there is no way I'm clicking to drive up her traffic.

List of crazy people:

1.) People who complain at all about Eva Longoria making them breakfast.

I think this is horrible news. It's a great show. Unless you TiVo it, probably a large percentage of Olbermann's current viewership is still at work or commuting home at that time. Who's home then — people who work from home (fine, but not a huge percentage), housemoms (probably not a huge percentage of his…

The guy's in a bulkhead, which means he already has more legroom than 95% of the people in coach. On top of that he's laying his seat all the way back into the lap of a person in the top 1% of leg length of all humans on the planet, and putting his feet on the walls for maximum dickishness. Just because something is…

Snoop Dogg on:

Are you joking? The Dan Patrick show is one of the only decent sports radio/tv shows out there.

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

you should let Lew Toller know about this opportunity

Jeter in Butt Land II: The Rebuttening