This would really only work if your friend has recently had a one night stand or hooked up with a girl at this establishment and you're a really, truly, awful friend and/or person:

Painful memories...I was just talking about that last night while watching the game. Do you think Ray Ray goes into the H.O.F. as a Buck? Obviously he won't but I think he should, he was such a badass with the original "big three".

Maybe what's being hinted at here is that, these defenders were so ineffective/Crosby is so good, this might as well have been a breakaway?

You know what? I was thinking that maybe, if you add one more person to each couple you'd probably have a Human Centipede race.

Oh beautiful and ignorant non-American, you have much to learn about our ways. Your logical thinking makes my brain hurt.

You would be a great GM...not!

Yeah, total misuse of "Kunkel Time", thank god someone else noticed that.