Gee, how could a service that puts anonymous people from the internet into your apartment ever backfire?

Woman here who loves Chicago thinking "Okay, so you explain to TSA how you need to take this Wisconsin cheese over to Madrid and then you fly over to the restaurant in Madrid which you know serves Iberico ham and have them make your sandwich with the Wisconsin cheese, and if you'd ordered 9 of those sandwiches at the…

OH SHIT I MIGHT'VE HURT THE SANDWICH'S FEELINGS.

How many of us would need to put in a dollar each for Pinkham to go to Chicago and eat this and hate-blog the proceedings?

Chicago , stop trying so hard. Just do you. Midwest, simple, down to earth. Very nice! No need to pretend to be NYC.

I've always wanted to shit gold sparkles

That is not a grilled cheese. That's just a pretentious ham and cheese sandwich.

i knew it would contain truffles and iberico ham. it sounds delicious, but i can't spend a hundy on a sammy and also i don't eat gold.

allowed to roam free in the pasture eating acorns until they are of proper size...then salted and air-dried for six weeks followed by a minimum curing process of 12 months

With fucking cheese and lobster?

pigs living primarily in the south of Spain

Misread the headline as "California Sriracha Factory Declared a "Pubic Nuisance".

I declare the city of Irwindale a public nuisance, so there.

I've been looking for a place to put this, and this is as good as anywhere!

Do not order sweetbreads if you do not know what they are. Hint: They are not bread.

"I'm not entirely certain that "read too many books" is the problem here."

The reason that measles is in the population to get caught by people too young to get vaccinated is that ANTIVAXXERS ARE DESTROYING HERD IMMUNITY.

I'm trying to figure out how I would pitch this to my IRB with a straight face.

They must be fun though, with SUPER awesome mixers.

Sigh!