Really, Illinois? 4-5% What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wow. It's a little scary how much this kid looks like him. Is there something you'd like to share with the class, Benedict? :)

I live for sparkly costume jewelry - I'm tempted to buy one of these silly things.

God, I hate everything about this show. This guy sounds like a twat.

This is....absurd. On what planet does it make logical sense to hold someone personally responsible for something his ancestors did generations ago? He doesn't own slaves, so how is he personally responsible for any of that? An acknowledgement of his family's history would be a nice gesture, but an actual apology…

EW EW EW. I forgot about that one. Fucking Tooms.... *shudder*

Uh, not showering every day? Absofuckinglutely not. Excema be damned, if you take away my access to daily soapy hot showers, I guarantee I will turn in to a rage monster.

Truly adorkable.

Sweet baby Jeebus, I love all of these. Even the white pantsuit. AND OMG I WANT THOSE BELTS.

So pretty. Much glam. Very gorgeous.

The navy blue dresses were fab. All of 'em. But what the frak was going on with Amanda Peet's dress? Blech.

I imagined someone saying that in an Australian accent and the resulting look on your face, and am now crying with laughter. :)

All these comments and no one has mentioned Hugh Laurie? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Very nice. Me likey.

I actually squeaked at the smile and wink at the end.

Ok, Hiddles is technically better, but Cumberbatch's enthusiasm and awkwardness will win me over every time.

I hear that. I haven't been on an actual date in 5 years, and this year I have had to listen to my mom complain about how "Christmas feels different this year" and bitch about how we don't have a tree in my tiny-ass apartment. Well, I'm tired and have no fucks to give this year. Unless my family wants to help me out…

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Some of my best memories are my friends and I staying up all night watching horror movies and squealing over cute boys and musicians.

Gross. I didn't even know that was a thing. :(