How on earth did you keep a straight face at all? I would've been laughing hysterically the whole time I wasn't crying inside at these poor kids being exposed to this foolishness.

Heh. I thought that was an awkward turn of phrase too. I just love him and his total lack of brain-to-mouth filter.

Am I the only one ridiculously excited to see Lizard!Batch?

No way! That's so funny. I have no idea how I missed that!

....and now I'm even MORE excited for World's End. :)

Can someone please tell Moffat that we're done with characters jumping off buildings now?

For real! I was thinking "I can paint sparkly shit on my nails after a few glasses of wine and make it look better than that. Wait, it cost HOW MUCH?!"

I hate this woman. I hate this woman SO HARD.

Wait a minute. There are people out there putting alcohol in their EYES? Ow ow ow OW. *shudder*

Uh, yeah. In my hometown, you either like football or you like hockey, and people will look at you weird if you like neither. It's got nothing to do with being a dude or a lady. Personally, I prefer hockey. Go Sabres! Go Blackhawks!

No way. I thought this had only been done in mice so far. Also, reminds me that sometimes, germs are good!

God damnit Madonna. Just stop talking.

Ew.

I can't find a good picture of it but I loved the color of Benedict Cumberbatch's suit. It was a dark silvery-gray, wasn't it? And whoa, Christina Hendricks - work those curves, girl!

There's my handsome boys! :-) And LOL at Martin's face here + his sunglasses. (They totally should've won.)

Wow, so you waited until you got married and now you think you're special.

I'm having a real hard time siding with Apple here. Do they seriously expect anyone to believe their market share has been damaged after iPhone sales yesterday?

As others have said, walking anywhere in Chicago is indeed rage-inducing. I've lost count of the number of times I've been stuck behind slow-walkers, people staring at their phones, people fucking READING while they walk, etc. and seething "get the fuck out of my way" under my breath. That said, I'm totally going to…

Agree 100%. And that gif is glorious.

I'm already weird about being touched by strangers to begin with, even a touch on the arm of a hug - if someone tried to touch my face I'd flip the hell out.