As a kid I thought sex involved having your skin magically get stuck to the other person’s naked skin.

Fair enough.

They honestly are probably worried more about crowd control. Arrivals mean there are more people wanting to get a cab and head it to their home or hotel, which is a headache if you have areas cordoned off for public safety.

Weight loss as a side effect of health issues is such a weird double whammy.

I understand that. It wasn’t the practicality of asking that bothered me. It was the way they always phrased it to make weight loss sound inevitable. They didn’t ask *if* I was planning to lose weight, they skipped straight to asking how much I planned to lose. When I responded that I didn’t plan on dieting or…

My original bridal fitness plan? Nothing.

It is amazing to hear your experience because I’m on the complete opposite side. Oral as a warmup is about as useful as licking my elbow but as a finishing move guarantees an amazing orgasm.

I am in a similar financial situation in the same state. It is difficult to get medicaid in NJ because of the refusal to expand it by our lovely state government. However, your mom could avoid the tax penalty by applying for a hardship exemption. It protects people in states where medicaid was not expanded. She just…

Your mileage is going to vary because everyone I know has had a different reaction. But I am also fairly sensitive to hormonal bc pills.

And what is name if this production company? I’m asking in the interest of... er... research

I’m glad I’m not alone. I had to stop and stare in awe because I’m not sure if I’m looking at a circus or a masterpiece of a sentence.

I think reading your post just answered a question I have had for years. Vaginally stimulation is incredible dull for me and I show no evidence of a g spot. Orgasms in general are incredibly rate for me. My gyno has also told me I have a very tilted uterus. I never thought to consider these facts together and see them…

Did you come to my wedding? I’m sorry.

I have a white ink tattoo, on white skin, on my spine between my shoulder blades. To say I usually forget it exists is an understatement.

Oh heavens, I feel you on the TMJ BJs from hell.

I used to love to read books about summer camp. The adventure, the excitement, the romance! Alas, summer camp was definitely a thing for rich kids. I was just lucky enough to live close to a public library so my addiction to terrible YA summer camp novels could be indulged for free.

Hey there - if you don’t sharing with an internet stranger, what has helped you with pain management for Ehlers-Danlos? I am newly diagnosed, a bit overwhelmed, and curious what works for other people. (Before my diagnosis, I was treated as a fibromiyalgia patient and have horror stories spanning 15 years about my…

I have fun George Washington and rev war soldier drunk stories, too, if you would like.

There are plenty of small towns along the New Jersey shore that have boardwalks and are still awesome places to live and visit. No I won’t tell you where. I live here and we already have enough damn tourists. Sorrynotsorry

I was asking myself the same questions a few years ago and was likewise stymied by chronic pain. These are the lessons I have learned, your mileage may vary.