now their friend is playing on THEIR save file! No fair!

I’m no expert since I mostly read lesbian erotica (don’t judge me, I’m married to a dude and need outlets for my bi-ness)

You can ask questions while still giving no fucks.

You shameless hussy. What are you going to do next, tell us how many roller coasters you have ridden?

See I use the tactic of disclosing my “number” to weed out assholes or find potential weak spot in a developing relationship.

Rather than avoid the topic for your entire life, why not find a partner who doesn’t make snap judgments based on your sexual history? If one partner experiences jealousy maybe use that experience to improve communication, foster respect and self confidence?

Thank you! The dress has proved more lasting than the wedding, and I still love it. I jumped off a waterfall into a very muddy lake with that dress and it came out just fine (with pictures to prove it!) My marriage... not so much.

That is a good thought, but she was trying to eat my fascinator’s ostrich feather when I tried it on just the day before and generally isn’t freaked out by headgear. So I’m still leaning towards intuition.

Possible caterers for our wedding would not respond to his inquiries unless he used my (obviously a white female’s) email address.

This thread has single-handedly ruined my idle daydreams of moving to Hawaii.

My cat was incredibly unhappy on my wedding day. She did attend the ceremony and behaved beautifully by staying put in her covered wagon and allowing herself to be fussed over by our guests. But while she was perfectly happy to snuggle up with strangers she shunned me all day. My normally cuddle happy cat repeatedly…

I know * hugs *

Great Danes are the best. That is all I have to say, so I’ll say it again. Great Danes are the best

I love the idea of having a fairy allergy. Walking around beautiful meadows and wooded glens would be so dangerous!

I was not aware that well cooked meat was such a tropical food culture thing until I met my ex, whose family is Dominican and therefore viewed my adoration of rare steak as something of an abomination. It honestly was the biggest culture shock of our entire relationship.

We all need a german chocolate cake friend, sometimes. Bless her indeed.

I honestly don’t expect this to win anything. Rather this is my experience/advice for how to spend the first night of sleeping alone on your sister’s sofa after telling your husband you want a a divorce.

So what was the final verdict on the friendly ex who told you that the artsy wierdo musician type had been spotted with another girl? Was that factual reporting by the friendly ex? Or was he lying and being not so friendly after all?

!!!!!!!

I am speechless. Other than to say I <3 Obi-Wan & Ventress. (And Soresu is the best no matter what Dooku might have told Ventress.)

This made my day. How did you come up with it? Was this your only aviation themed piece at the wedding? (In case you can’t tell, I would like to live a little vicariously right now)