Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered drunk and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of Buffalo football lore-

Whenever I have a problem, I just trade for a Cleveland Brown, and then boom, right away, I have a different problem.

End of Lebron? Look, I’m not going to say LeBron’s plan is to wrest immortality from time’s cruel grasp and play basketball at peak physical conditioning for eternity, but I’m also not going to be surprised if it happens. There is no end of LeBron.

Get hit in the brain, morans.

He would have seen it coming if he was looking The Right Way.

This is especially embarrassing for Drake if you consider the fact that he doesn’t even write his own cusses.

Crazy theory: Scut was the victim, not the bully.

Hmmm. The Eagles didn’t have their starting quarterback, left tackle, and their most versatile running back. Yet they went punch-for-punch with the greatest quarterback of all time—a QB who earned that distinction in part because of his ability to function seamlessly no matter who he’s had to throw to.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Hank Sr.

Not to break the poignancy of the moment, but...it’s not like they’ve given you a lot of options.....

I am a white male and a Marine Corps combat veteran. I have been a Browns fan all my life.

RsBI

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

I literally applauded this comment.

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

I’m not falling for this shit again. Let me guess, a kid died in his paws