Am I the only one who can't watch tanks doing pretty much anything without wondering when I'll get to see one pole-vault over the main gun tube?

A hamburger's not a sandwich. It's a goddamn hamburger.

Do you know what the hardest part is about playing kickball? Telling your parents you're gay.

JUSTICE LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS 101

6. ONLY THE GOALIES CAN TOUCH THE BALL WITH THEIR HANDS

I'm sorry baby I shouldn't have said that. I'm totally in the wrong on this one

Dammit honey Deadspin is my domain and I told you to leave me alone here

Except in your case, the fault has to do with inches, not feet, amiright?

Intentionally accepting a fault to end a match? Welcome to every argument I have with my wife! BOOYA!

2 Chins 1 Cup

Jokes or GTFO

You're an asshole.

A Homer is also a slang for a home run, a cartoon character, and an ancient writer.

Couldn't help myself:

CNN got that from this

They put on a Reds uniform, fell asleep, and then shit the bed?

It's a shame the prank punch wasn't utilized in Jonestown.

-NEAR A FOREST OUTSIDE OF BOSTON-

To: Aaron - xob of snug not in basement. now in llifdnal. writing in edoc like u said. evol uoy.