I think you just need to loan the ones who aren’t producing to a lower-level club somewhere in England, so that they can get their confidence back and decompress a bit. Worksop Town Will Set You Free.

Go back to golf.

another mattress entirely*

Agreed. Defense doesn't win championships, depoints do.

DANGER ZONE.

Yeah but upon closer inspection, you’ll also see that the Pelicans didn’t score as many point as the Warriors, and in the end, I thinks that’s what really hurt them. just my Hot Take.

What line is that?

Michael, I’m glad you asked this question. The secret is to park your sealed car in an open lot in Texas during the summer, and literally cook the fuckers.

You Canadians are probably going to have a bad April, but its good to see you keep the fire alive anyways.

Slightly behind yourself, most likely.

stitute.

Walking by on her way to breakfast, I suppose.

Well, the egg came first.

On the bright side, you took a Dodge Caliber off of the road. Now you're only two PT Cruisers and three Pontiac Azteks away from your "Garbage Man" merit badge.

Bumper sticker. ^

This is a Hitler joke, everyone.

This sort of situation really call for bringing back Robert Horry on a per-shot basis.

+1

Quick thought here. Ferrari hosts track days all over the world, and we need to assume that there will be a fairly skilled driver or two present. So what would stop them from clocking one (or multiple) of those Ferraris on fast laps, and then running the other two cars around that same loop on a day shortly afterward?

It shouldn't take more than a drive or two to turn it over, as per their standard processes.