Appalling lack of ambition.

You went out on a limb on that one...

Thank Fuck.

I'll never forget this. HE would have immediately, though....

The BBQ might be better, to be honest, and the beef ribs are enormous. It's worth the 30 minute Beltway 8 ride.

Are you talking about the Steakhouse with the white tablelcoths, or the BBQ place he opened last year?

I would highly, highly recommend Killen's BBQ. It's a drive from Sugar Land, but it's absolutely worth is.

Front row seat to the shit show.

GO SEAHAWKS.

Your time has come. They will have to hold open tryouts to fill the punter's spot. Go forth and show them what you're made of, before that ex-Viking asshole does.

Here Lies Gregory Howard

*tosser

All pizzas served under this promotion will only be cut once, but it will be a gaping hole down the middle.

Too many Swiss Misses, it appears.

Best cell plans in Baseball.

Venit, vidit, vicit, volvo.

Sho Shtupid.

I see a sequel to the sequel to the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants : " STP2: Have My Cake, and Eat for Two"

-1. Partner throws heavy object at your head.