"The secret ingredient is Expectations".

I think I read that somewhere.

Peniston Oil, I believe. Also, the birthplace of the Top Gear HoverVan.

Fun fact - the Edmonton Oilers have as many wins this season as the Houston Oilers.

Yeah but his information gathering skills are off the chart.

Chris Berman has made some considerable headway on an Ebola cure, actually. Turns out, all it takes is some bacon fat and two pints of distilled sweat.

So does Jeter.

"orig."

So stupid. +1

If the Knicks are going 3-and-out, that might be part of the problem.

That one was a bit of ostrich...

-Larry F. Fitzgerald

Does dropping a gum wrapper on the ground make you a criminal?

Oh, dey fly, alright.

SO stupid.

As is Zed.

Just looking for respect, as usual.

"HE FIGURED HE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THE BALL UP BEFORE DANE COOK STOLE THAT FROM HIM TOO!"

The Vikings are still using theirs.

..... safety? Really?