Mister Fister gets a Mental Blister

So this gets coverage, but when a Jags QB takes a shit on the field, it goes unnoticed....

That joke was tasteless going down and revolting coming back up.

This one's a knockout. ^

Then they become a free elf.

Says the guy who sucks every dick in Canada Dry.

For a change it's not just the wife dragging her feet...

MMR some good jokes.

The Little League, perhaps.

Were you tentickled?

Whoa there, Tim... there's no place for statistics in baseball.

F. Being hit by a truck.

This guy doesn't have a fucking leg to stand on.

THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC LIST.

Just one, but it's for the entire van.

"...This one is made with 100 Angus Unicorn Ribeye."

Let us know what you think below!

Selling your body for someone else's sexual/mental gratification?

Maybe they just needed their laundry done. Feminist strippers love that kind of thing.