Elin Nordegren: [driving by Tiger's house at 5mph]

What a cruel reversal of fortune for Tiger to have to spend 24 grand to stop something from slowly going down on him.

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

TMZ says the sag in Woods's house is limited to the dining room area.

♫ 1: This is like a dream come true

I hear it's not as painful if you turn them sideways first.

Plastic cups may have gotten him into this mess, but at least one got him out of it.

"We're going to be hopefully hiring a number of other smart people to write and edit and make beautiful visualizations and graphics."

"big deal" - Jerry Sandusky

Next up: Attach anything to your mac with a nailgun.

I just made a wooden frame for my Weber Kettle.

Not sure what's going on here. Didn't say a word about the Mets.

My husband recently attached a mini Weber grill to our large charcoal grill via thrifted furnace and dryer ducting to create a cold smoker. Both grills are still usable for intended purpose and we now have a functional cold smoker for $13 out of pocket. Score!

How about a DIY grill? I have a friend that is a stainless steel artist and we designed and built the top and expanded metal grate for my cinder block construction in the back yard. I started with a concrete pad and built walls around three sides. I divided the rectangle in in half and added a marble prep surface…

Congratulations, Mr. Classic Car Club Kingpin and Mr. amnesiak, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ford GT which this lovely lady will not deliver to you. I will deliver it to you in six months or not. Too curvy, eh?

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

Some party. Usually when the PED police pop in, they ask you to take a seat and offer you cookies to wash down with that half empty bottle of rum you brought, and oh yeah, I always carry around a new box of Trojans in my back pocket, but seriously the duct tape and rope in my car are for my job and so what if I'm…

I'd say that last tweet was pure gold, but I'd hate to remind her of such a sore subject.

Please, continue!