Oh, please... baseball's uneven playing field is hardly a problem unique to this centaury. Need I remind you of the Neighgro leagues?

He can play while appealing

Hoes for Bud is a good trade, usually you need at least a little cocaine.

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

EAT SHÍT

How about that, Iceland really is green.

"I'll say Week 16...That's pushing it, huh? But hey, pushing it is the only way to do it." - J.J. Redick on the expected due date for his next child

"And by my calculations, he'll be unable to remember his own phone number by 2026."

Bud Selig: I have come here to chew bubblegum and suspend PED users. And I am all out of ...

The Rangers had a similar clause for A-Rod that didn't kick in until this year. The Yankees just sent them Hideki Irabu's corpse as compensation.

You mean Sasha Obama Bieber?

Luckily for her he overthrew her by 5 yards.

I will never tire of the Schaub family Christmas photo.

Behold: The Most Board Baseball Fan Ever

"That's great! Now do George Zimmerman!"

That'll do, Puig. That'll do.

Absolutely. Milk makes it fluffier. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

[turns to friend]

"That's why you don't dip your dick in crazy sauce." - Little Julius Caesar

Owners manage their teams like they're playing video games, and whenever they come in contact with other owners, they're compelled to swing their dicks around.