"17 years, but it feels like it was only yesterday."

It's OK, we all know. Jose's smile is enough for me. And I'm a dude.

Doing It All Fantastically, Dzeko.

Flaunt it, mainly.

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

4:3 480i. But it's OK, we can up-rate it!

Meh.... Manchester United isn't from Manchester, either.

Joe Torre.

GTFO.

Cross-section and turn it into coffee tables.

With .gifs!

The main issue arose from an increase in high-speed, rear-end badassness.

That comment was nothing jort of spectacular.

They ref shaved down both sides, but left enough on the field for it be be entertaining.

Theses are actually sponsored by the Klan. Unfortunately, someone forgot to outline the hood and eyes on the design.

You're getting your proper nouns confused. It's coming across as anti-semantic. Or anti-Semitic..... or Semantic. I don't really even know anymore.

ORRRRRRRRRRRR....... Learn how to cook. Time, weight, and temperature are pretty constant, so figure out how to use them. Nobody should need an iGrill.