This is technically considered a riot in Canada.

*is

What a crumby joke.

USTMNT

$130....

A massive hair-lip, most likely....

How far can you punt a football?

So Wilford Brimley in a bowtie is pretty much the Antichrist, isn't he....

Duh.

It's just a preemptive answer to a Jeopardy! question.

Looooooooooooooota shit up here in the Dakotas...... and not much else.

"Usually".

This is as least still functional after the Bus leaves.

They both broke the Cardinal rule.

AARON EVEN HAS A FUCKING BURR HAIRCUT. Come on...

You sound like a former victim.

100,000 MissiSsippies.

maaaaaaaaaan

+4.20

This would have made Ray Rice's weekend a little earlier.