Fuck Coop. Marry Hawk. Fuck and then kill Truman (is that allowed?).

I was wondering the exact same thing.

i heavily endorse fully bearded men making out.

PLUS ONE BILLION. finally, a voice of reason!

ha! Borscht (and the breaking bread ceremony) was my favorite part of Polish Christmases!

+1000

Thank you for saying this. I don't understand all of these people saying kale is difficult to prepare. WHAT???? I steam it for 2 minutes and DONE-ZO. Or, I have it raw. Or, pop a bunch in the blender with other veggies/ fruit to make a veggie drink mix. Seriously, ever since becoming obsessed with kale, my food prep…

Is it just me or does Lisa Kudrow look like a Caucasian version of Pam Grier?!

Considering The Smiths borrowed the intro from the Velvet Underground's "There she goes again" for their "There is a light that never goes out", I find it a fitting tribute:

Doug, I love you for being a Lugosi fan. I think he's one of the finest actor that has ever lived. My fave is 'The Raven'. Excellent, excellent film.

My sister had an unplanned pregnancy. The first couple years were a nightmare and she's getting divorced and everything but, for the most part, it's not so bad. I'm thirty, married, and have no interest in being a mother so if somehow I get pregnant, I'll have no qualms about making an appointment at an abortion…

Same here. My husband looks like a freaking super model and every one is constantly letting me know. Me, on the other hand? Eh. . alright but by no means "a super model". . . or any kind of model. I asked him out, spent the night, and eleven years later we're still happily married. All of my girlfriends at the time-…

BUT IT'S EMPOWERMENT

Jeez, for f*ck's sake, these women are ADULTS with fully formed BRAINS. .. and they seem to be totally okay with douchebags motorboating them. Why aren't the women considered to be douchettes? Cause that's what I would call them. ..

My hubby and I once almost got divorced (we were trying to spite eachother. . long story) and we got such different pieces of "consolation". His family and friends basically told him I was the worst ("crazy liberal guitar playin', philosophy studyin' hussy"- well, variations of that) and that he was dodging a bullet…

Mine was also mixed with Polish. Polish and Lebanese. Totally gorgeous vegan marathon runner. Skinny, skinny white looking guy but his member was HUUUUGE. When I saw it the first time I asked," How am I going to get THAT in HERE?!"

Yes, people like us exist! Me and the hubby happily together for 11 years. I live on the east coast- he on the west. We live together during the summers and spend the rest of the year on our own coasts (with some visits in between). Best of both worlds! And we're not rich or anything. . we just have our own pursuits…

My hubby and I have matching black wedding bands (cause we're cool like that). He wears his religiously. I don't even know where mine is right now. I don't particularly care for jewelry on my hands/ wrists. He doesn't care if I wear it or not. We have an awesome marriage. When we're out on the town together we…

YUP. Seriously, vegans age well.

Well, yeah, if we're going to talk about double standards then, yes, of course that will be the case. Having said that: I don't much about Mike Tyson but regarding Chris Brown, I don't think anyone is saying he isn't *able* to reform. It's just that he hasn't really done anything to indicate that he's trying to be…