To me, that turning point is when they turn a profit for the first time. Much like how the IRS defines your business a “hobby” after 2 of the last 5 years of no profit

22 year old me wanted a racecar to DD. 29 year old me bought a racecar, tried DD’ing it, and had back pain so he relegated it to weekend duty. 30 year old me enjoys a more plush GT experience

Objectively speaking, a lot of things don’t make sense, like crossovers and Harleys. Yet, people still buy them.

So Tesla calls itself the most successful US automaker in over a century. Interesting. Define success, if you can’t turn a profit. Additionally, what other US automakers have not been successful by Tesla’s metric of success in 100 years?

He has them by the balls. If he quits, all of the board members stock crashes because somehow that idiot still inflates the value of the stock.

Is this one of those times where I ask “how much?” and you respond with “if you have to ask...”?

My cousin drove her Accord for over 4 years without knowing she had to change the oil

They would still find a way to say that Miata is always the answer, even though the E30 came in a coupe, sedan, and wagon (available with manual, turbo diesel, and rwd!). Some people will never be happy. Poor Bergens 

Not quite the same dollar tag, but I saw an Aventador SV earlier this summer at Home Depot. I love it when people actually drive cars that are meant to be driven

I’m trying to figure out when I can afford one. And I think the phrase “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it” applies.

This begs the question; if you’re just sticking a camera on the side of the car, why do you even need the wing mirror?

Fixes biggest flaw: It adds 2 back seats? Because some of us have kids to haul around

I mean, my wheels move but that’s never dropped any panties

+ the 3rd gen TL

While I hate bashing my own kind, the vast majority of millennials probably don’t know what that is, the benefit it provides, or the circumstances in which it is beneficial over a typical tax-deferred plan.

Wholeheartedly agree with that. And (this may have been remedied in the later versions— I have the regular BL-5000, not even the SLX) is that the lines are too short. I ended up tying a knot in some twine around the lines so I can easily pull them to where I need them.

It’s the best; I even use it on my other 2 cars (when the Bimmer can move) for simple jobs like oil changes, tire rotations/seasonal tire swaps, brake jobs, or even just to take a look underneath. After doing a Post-Purchase Inspection on the E36 and replacing what it needed, most recently I had my 175k mile TL in the…

How would I prepare Elon? Leave the Musk Steak in a smoker for exactly 420 minutes

Spoiler alert: he’s building the narrative for insanity so the SEC doesn’t throw him in the bin

Unfortunately thanks to the way the stock market works, Tesla may never go under because you’ll always have those who choose to ignore the facts and focus on a made up narrative who will continue to buy TSLA at any price. This “market cap” is what will keep the company alive even if they never make a penny, as long as…