I think my E36 has spent more time a foot in the air on the QuickJack than on its wheels

So let me get this straight. Funding is possibly secured but not confirmed by anybody but Elon, except nobody can do it due to limits on resource allocation. That sounds a lot like funding is not secured. Any good CEO would have done all of this research beforehand and would give 0 fux about shareholder sentiment that…

No ABS, no Traction Control, and gobs of torque in a small package

I’m waiting for everybody to realize that on Tesla’s last Quarterly Earnings report, they estimated 50-55k Model 3s being built. That means at the high end of 55k cars, in the 13 weeks for the next fiscal quarter they will build an average of 4230 Model 3's per week.

It’s like Free Beer Tomorrow, it just never happens no matter how many times you say it

Elon hates GAAP, so you never know how the company actually does

I would prefer to see everybody just buy 1, and then I could laugh at them when they’re stranded in the middle of turn 6 at your local road course.

Range is 30 minutes or 50 miles at full tilt. I imagine only marginally better on the street in the summer. In the winter, you might be lucky to get the same range, and your giblets would be frozen.

Until you can’t turn the thing since all of that aero needs some air movement in order for it to work

Similar to your local indoor go-kart facility, you would need to buy a lot of them. And have a lot of chargers.

*You’d have a pretty sweet half-trackday killer, until you run out of sparks

For that kind of money that I don’t have laying around to spend on a track toy, I would pass and get a $5k Fiat 500e if I wanted to not hear any sweet internal combustion noises at full tilt for 30 minutes on a track. And then I’d probably go buy a 2nd Fiat to get me through the 2nd half of the track day, and then I’d…

I’ve always said this whole thing reeks of Erik Buell and the late motorcycle company. Let the respective guys be the creative geniuses, but DO NOT let them touch the money or run the company

Are you being sarcastic or serious? Because I can’t decide if you’re an idiot yet

An idiot and their money...

They pay and treat their employees like dogshit. What did you expect? Oh, but they got the *privledge* to work for the FElon himself

This bumper was secured as well as Elon’s funding

Looks like the bumper was secured as well as his funding 

You’re in California. What do you know about anything?

But it’s California maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. We tested it in winter and wildfires. Car never survived, but we tested it