I expect it’ll be Kate McKinnon, unless they want “Megyn” to be interviewing Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III.

Bobby Finger began wondering which of the six said no.

I’m just grateful you’re doing the Lord’s work for us, Bobby. But I WILL ALSO tune in when she dresses a salad with pepper spray.

God I hate Ted Hughes so much. He was terrible to Sylvia. The canonization of him in some circles is what leads to shit like this.

Gotta hand it to John Oliver, majority of his content is on point. Including giving a town in Pennsylvania an irresponsibly large train set.

Can I be totally inappropriate and amplify how great it would be to bring back shorts as appropriate bathing suit bottoms for ladies?

I was thinking it would be done in a month but if she has another Jane Fonda like interview, Al Roker will be back in that time slot covering for her in no time.

Now you might remember the Labrador retriever that pioneered electronic search methods from yesterday.

Oh, it’s the latter. She trying to retconn her past by re-casting herself as a type of journalism edgelord. Few are fooled. Many are nauseated.

Thank you do this, Bobby. It adds a bit of delicious schadenfreude to my morning cereal.

I have to admit I was getting a little antsy waiting for this: What if today is the day Bobby gave up?? Because I am loving this.

So on that note, and full disclosure: I don’t/won’t/can’t watch this ... what the hell is this Lyle Menendez thing? Does she have a “Calling Lyle” segment every day like 60 Minutes used to have Andy Rooney???

Tough call to guess which one will sit this out, but I think Leslie Jones might’ve made this face when asked to be on this dumpster fire of a show:

It’s been a long time since I’ve watched daytime tv...is it typical to have hosts don a turtleneck and casually dial up murderers or are these Kelly Today segments exceptionally bizarro?

I will never see this show, and it sounds destined to be yet another bad NBC News flop (how much did they spend and lose on Greta van Susteren?). But she’s right about the lemon slices in drinks; at most restaurants/bars, several people’s hands have been touching them, so it’s safer to ask for your iced tea or water…

He’s in his eighties. And yeah: he’s definitely had a jowl-ectomy.

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Bobby, are you getting combat pay for this? If not, you should.

Is this 500 days of Megyn Kelly? I don’t want that.

It’s obvious that both Robert and Jane have had work done. Does anyone think a guy is his seventies still has a head full of fluffy hair and perfectly straight teeth? Doubtful. Yet she only asked Jane about her plastic surgeries. Megyn is horrible at this and I’m enjoying watching her crash and burn.