There once was a fool from Queens

Implies being human.

Best — A+ for you

I just thought, demented signature. Psycho.

Not a fight if MS doesn’t fire back, which she won’t. Just an infantile shitstorm from the CheetoTweet.

This reply is going to get lost, but I just watched the Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds doc and I can tell you why CF croaked at the age of 60. I mean, I’m just 2 years younger than she, and I have known better than to smoke cigarettes and drink Coke 24/7 since I was about 19. OK, I didn’t quit smoking for a number of…

Huh, but I made his staffer read about menstruation and he’s on notice that I know he’s all about killing women and making Taliban-y babeez.

Here is what I emailed the good Senator. I made a burner email account, and said my name was something and my address was 933 Liberty Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15222, and my phone no. 412-434-8971, because these fields were not optional on the form. OK, so I lied, and that’s the address and phone of Planned Parenthood of…

So Taliban-y. Taliban-like? Taliban-ish? Fuck it, so TALIBAN.

Yup, I think 2017 will be worse.

Cute but even better with the sound on.

But sixty episodes of smoke-filled rooms, Elizabeth’s quiet, pained glances at Phillip, and corgi after corgi after corgi? No thanks. I’d rather watch the Cate Blanchett Elizabeth 24 times.

I lifted it from someone, can’t remember who. Sounds right.

God this made me laugh my ass off.

Mr. Again and I say that to each other on a regular basis. No puppet, no puppet, you’re the puppet. It’s a form of gallows humor, I’m convinced.

UGH KINDA. This is why I come here.

The Syria situation is one in which we have literally no good moves. And no good options, or even any way to think up a good move or a good option. Intervene and it’s a disaster. Don’t intervene and it’s a disaster. Say something, say nothing, hum a tune, disaster in each and every case. We can’t condone genocide or…

Earlier this year, I was hanging out with my friend, a divorce lawyer, on the beach at Aransas Pass and we watched as a big wedding party got set up and then the wedding happened and then they took the chairs away and the happy couple was photographed barefoot in the sand....and my friend said, I hate to be cynical…

Ha! Also, my supposedly smart ass quote is from one of the Reed girls — I just reread the Wiki on it today. I had forgotten the fate of poor Tamsen — her daughters were left orphans. I’ve been to Donner State park and have a photo of Mr. Again posing at the monument. He was taken camping there many times during his…

All I know is I met Mr. Again 19 years ago, at a time in my life when I was really enjoying being single and wasn’t looking for anything serious. Easy for me to say, but try to figure out some way to embrace your singleness and then you won’t have to — that was my experience.