I am 58 years old and I have this to say for myself: I never had any children and my genetic line STOPS RIGHT HERE. YOU ARE WELCOME.

I figured it out — Suzanne Sommers. She has a son the right age. Most of the other famous poster gals of the 70's - early 80's had kids later in life, if at all, so easy to rule out. I could be wrong, though!

Yeah, but those were such good guesses.

Don’t we all.

Batboy has his own Wikipedia page.

Hear, hear! I’ll join you at the barricade.

Spray paint in my cooter! OMG!!

This is just a thought, and I don’t have any kind of ax to grind here (regarding sportswriting or alcohol, among many others) but didn’t she primarily get done in by being bipolar? I understand that alcohol was what we lawyers call the proximate cause of her death but my takeaway from this article is that she was…

This headline made me want a lot of money in my shoebox in MY closet.

It’s the only place in Utah I have ever been.

Thanks for this. Saved.

http://www.tvguide.com/news/donald-trump-presidential-campaign-timeline/

And he’s bringing coal back. Which has the exact same problem with gas.

Wow, you’ve got to be right. And it may explain his whole presidential run — he always wanted to before, but was afraid he’d lose and that scared him off of actually running. But this go-round, the senility had kicked in, and he forgot that losing was such a looming possibility. Makes sense!

I’m surprised more people don’t put forward the spoiled brat theory of Trump. This is a rich kid who never had to grow up, never had to take responsibility for his actions, never had anybody tell him NO and therefore has no normal boundaries. When daddy was still alive he did everything to keep Little Donnie’s boat…

I had already read it and you are right to put it all here for non-subscribers. I laughed my ass off this morning.

Yes. I just read it. I always love Matt Taibbi.

Damn it, I have some shit I need to go do, and now I have to read the RS Taibbi article. Right now, I can’t wait for my paper issue to come in the mail. Thanks, internet!

Yup, I’m definitely in the post-dating stage...but if I’m ever single again, who knows? A dick pic would not offend me in principle, but an unsolicited one would be...surprising, to say the least.

He’s done banging his wife because his tiny little dick can’t get less tiny anymore, even for a second.