Miley “plunged into a dangerous downward spiral” after learning her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth started dating Jennifer Lawrence. Sources say she feels “completely betrayed” by the lesser Hemsworth, and that she’s been “smoking pot more frequently and drinking more to numb the pain.” Imagine what being broken up with CHRI…

Texas anti-choice politicians = Taliban.

ALL THIS. Well said. [Texas lawyer here.]

I came here to say something about Something About Mary — just hilarious. Build me up, buttercup.

That’s Hedley!

I read the article in the NYT and after my initial WTF!!?? reaction, I still pretty much think WTF?! This professor is deluded, I think, but I’m not really seeing a clear cut sexual assault. I mean, she apparently really thinks they’re in love — then again, there are probably plenty of actual rapists (I’m sorry, but…

And so realistic — I mean, my cats like nothing better than to accompany me in the bathroom and especially when #2 is happening. Animals.

You dropped the meatballs! Pick them up! This is what Jennifer says to Justin all the time. For realz.

*googles “jimmy hat”* — too old to need those, which probably explains why I’ve never heard this term before.

Hahahahahahahaha. I wish I had thought of this...where can I pull this prank? *puts thinking cap on*

The GOP absolutely succeeds in alienating the “moderates” who respond by...not voting at all. This is the unfortunate dynamic that keeps playing out, more and more, each cycle. I would think there’s a tipping point somewhere, but apparently the GOP will have to cause an outright Depression even worse than the Bush…

Dig her crazy finger hair!

Biggest laugh of the day. +1

You got it right, ReflectedSky! +1 You need more stars NOW.

1. Why does anybody do this???

Yep. Freak show.

HIPAA, that is.

+1 Perfect comment.

How am I a Rubio? Consolation: not Cruz.

I have a cat that died in 2006 who seriously looks like Bette Davis, too!!