I'm pretty sure the press release says all the Alamo Drafthouses in Texas will have it.

Happy fucking holidays, dammit.

Thank you for reminding me who the one is that gets carried around. I was thinking it was this Iggy person. Sorry, cannot tell these people apart.

Dear Kara, Thank you for at last explaining to me who this Iggy Azalea person is.

My friend just brought me a dozen homemade tamales...so fresh from her kitchen. I immediately ate 4 of them, had a glass of wine and nodded off on the couch. Happy Solstice!

I used to "know" George C. when we were children in KY — my family usually sat behind his family at church and little Georgie was often turned around looking around the church in the wrong direction. He was 3 and I was 6, so I thought he was just a little punk kid, unworthy of my attention. His father was the…

That 13 minute advertisement, or whatever it is, was directed by Norman Lloyd, who is still among the living and turned 100 last month. He is usually known as a character actor, but he has done a lot of directing and producing as well.

Thank you, Ted Carnival Cruz.

"...once he was comfortable at home all zipped up in his gimp suit." This! Brilliant. *snorts* *is glad she didn't take a sip of anything right before she read that*

Thanks for the link. I didn't know, either. Next thing to be outlawed: birthday cake with candles, because ..... pagan. Actually just a wild guess.

Thanks for this. Excellent post. Go ahead with that one about the Iraqi army fleeing instead of fighting. I'll read the whole thing.

Unfortunately, what you describe is not uncommon at all. Sad but true. The only way for it to become uncommon is through the empowerment of women and straight talking, in which we must all engage. Thank you for sharing.

And then there are the ones who literally don't realize what happened because of ..... unconsciousness. Egads.

It's hundreds, if not thousands. Probably up to 10 a night at the Playboy mansion alone, and that was for decades on end. Maybe he didn't actually have intercourse with all of them, but I'm talking instances of drugging/molesting. I say it looks pretty bad at this point and just keeps getting worse.

You win the internet today! Side note: last night I saw a show on PBS about climate change (narrated by Matt Damon) in which a Greenpeace stunt was shown — they sailed out to meet up with a giant oil drilling platform that Russia is putting in the Arctic (the platform is still under transport and not actually…

I've always had a strong like for BJ; she's totally cool. The whole Cosby thing has kind of stunned me — I was never his biggest fan but always liked him OK, watched him on TV from time to time seems like my whole life (and I'm old because I remember I Spy), had to feel so sorry for him in the tragic death of his…

Florida: the state that continues to give Texans hope. We'll never sink to #50 as long as there's Florida.

Apparently this is no longer a thing on daytime soap operas, or else no one here watches them anymore. Back in the day (I was in high school and college in the 70's), hysterical pregnancies were a regular thing on TV. Erica Kane had one on All My Children (the actress was really preggers but they didn't want the…

Hmmm haven't looked for any of that lately due to being postmenopausal. But not hard to find online back in the 90s....and that was some slow dialup internet. I hope kids today haven't gotten all conservative......ugh.

This is a practically perfect comment. Vikrum, you just said everything I was going to say. Eye contact, condoms, check, check. Axe murderers, hahaha. Just meet the online guys in a public place and don't tell them your last name or address until you're ready to fuck 'em. I would like to add try a threesome with…