I am in your exact same boat. Why did Cher even send me that catalog? How did she get my address? Why didn't I keep said catalog??? I want it back, NOW!

May this gif never die.

Don't worry, I've been a lawyer for more than 30 years, never been on welfare in my life, and I have always taken the liberal point of view — now more than ever, actually. Keep telling your story and getting in the way of the "welfare queens as takers" narrative. These smug right wingnuts will get their comeuppance…

This.

An enthralled populace ... zombies, really..... grabbing at toys to play with while the underpinnings of their culture crumble along with their roads and bridges. The rich in their gated subdivisions will be the last ones to go, when everyone else save a few servants has perished. ...what a fate awaits them. Ok…

I'm praying to Freya.

This is what I came here to say.

Once I was in a board meeting in downtown Austin way up on the 18th floor of some building and we got out a bottle of wine to be consumed with the cheese and crackers and then we realized that no one had thought to bring a corkscrew. So I said, Hey, I've got a Swiss army knife in my car that's very big with many…

I know...I'm closer to Mel's age, and I remember the younger, hotter Mel, and I'm just not afraid of him. I could never fuck Nolte, just because ....... bleeeeccchhhh. Honestly, we need to come up with a better trio for this. Maybe by picking random guys who've ever been on the People cover or something.

Just wanted to say the same thing. Clitbait is the best tag ever.

Yup. Fuck Mel Gibson, Kill Nick Nolte, and ....UH OH.

Peak Richard Gere was much earlier than 1993.

You know, I've seen that over and over again...because I'm a lawyer who writes and probates wills, I am often in the vicinity of people who've lost someone. And now that you mention it, old married couples who were seemingly joined at the hip and then one dies and the other just seems to sail right through — it's a…

I'm so sorry you lost your sister. My mother died 21 years ago (I was 35) and it was devastating, but I do feel I've moved on from it. Likewise, my father and almost all aunts and uncles have died in the past few years (grandparents are all long gone). But honestly, I fully expect that losing either of my sisters,…

OK I gave it a shot tonight but as a lawyer I found it just too unbelievable. Also I was kind of reading a magazine so maybe not a fair shot. The impression I got was artier than usual network shit. Viola Davis is the bomb though.

Thank you for bringing this up. In the wake of electoral disaster, we must remember just how crazy these people are.

You've got a great Democrat, Dana DeBeauvoir, Travis County Clerk, to thank for that. I live in Williamson and work in south Texas during the week, so I voted on Sunday.

Wow, so sad and amazing. Your comment about voting at any location in your county is correct - for early voting. Election day voters have to go to their particular precinct's polling place. Texas early voting is one of those things we have left over from when there were progressives making laws in Austin. When…

We had voting for 2 weeks in Texas.

Sundays are like vegetable pizza - I guess it's better than no pizza. This made me laugh. Hard. Also, I want that bread (and the pizza) to be gluten-free so I can eat them.