Whatever happened to FMK on this website?

No, your head will get popped like a zit, like Oberyn Martell. Uggghhh! I looked away and got that description from my signif other, who looked and regretted it.

You are totally right about his Tietjens. Just goes to show how different things grab different people at different times. Maybe he was a turn on for so many of us because Parade's End lasted for 3 nights in a row and there was so much sexual frustration involved... but he did look a lot like that pissed off otter…

Funny I can just barely remember Atonement, but I do recall him being a baddie. When I really noticed him was in Parade's End. Benedict, would you care to take a train ride with me? Yes, let's DO get our own private compartment.

I've heard of worse variations on this theme. Not going to repeat them here....

That's funny, I almost said something about cooking or doing laundry. Pose me leaning over the dryer, putting wet stuff in, or taking dry stuff out. Or chopping vegetable matter on the cutting board by the kitchen sink.

Sorry to, ahem, say it again, but he looks like an otter. A sleek, cute human otter.

Hi, Mrs. P! My death diorama could be something cat related, like yelling at them to get off the table, or scooping their little turds out of litter boxes. Oh yeah, I won't be able to yell or scoop, and it probably won't be possible to get the cats to pose with my corpse. Back to my original plan: cremation.

I used to watch Firing Line with my father back in the 60's when I was just knee-high to a grasshopper, and he always made my gaydar go off, long before I even knew that gay people existed.

You have an exceptionally fine user name, That's.

I can hardly wait to see what some troll has to say about THIS.

An extra day off.

Well here's a good cringe. I was conceived at a drive in movie theater in Indiana - parents subsequently got married when Mom was a couple of months along. She wanted to name me Melanie or Natalie (does NOT go with last name, so I got something else).

Isn't it the death penalty for sitting in the same chair that a menstruating woman sat in? In the original Aramaic, I mean.

Ghost, I believe you are correct. This is what I remember also.

Ditto. I looked it up on the SPLC website. http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/i… Gaaaaad.....

Pretty sure I'm repeating myself (bwahahaha) but there is one fine otter in a tux.

Those are not her actual boobies. They do not look like that at our age (I am a couple of months her senior). I have never been pregnant in my life and my formerly perky boobs are pointing towards Mexico. I told my doctor that I couldn't understand what was happening with this - I never breastfed anybody or…

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All I have to say here is I lost $12 buying into my friend's losingass trifecta ticket. Thanks Obama!