Given what I have seen here on the internets, I betcha someone does. But you make a good point.

He looks like an otter and otters are really cute.

Nice try, but it looked like they were bringing it into their territory, like across a fence and then up a tree. Maybe it was Halloween and they were decorating for the holiday, you know, like a nice dead thing propped up by the door to the nest?

You and me too, sister.

Yes, cat food is what they love. Put some on your porch for feeding outside cats, andyou get possums as soon as the sun goes down. Also, they crunch it really loudly...they don't crunch like cats. Looks like the worse person ever was at least a good possum catcher!

Soooo cute! Way cuter than the rat-faced varmints we have. Marsupials rock, right?

Is that the three stooges in there?

I have seen squirrels on TWO occasions in San Antonio with a dead sparrow in the mouth. Gross, what was that all about? (I made up a nice squirrel narrative in my mind in which they happened across the dead-of-natural-causes bird and used it to put feathers in the squirrel nest. For the squirrel baybays.) Sheesh.

You have possums in Australia? They are the only North American marsupial, and I guess there are a lot of marsupials in Australia, so makes sense.....sorry too lazy to google it at the moment. I have seen possums here (central Texas) be very casual about coming up on the porch, and I think the only reason we don't…

Toad Compote! Hahahahahaha. Only one of many funnies here.

James Carville and Mary Matalin. Go figure. Also, there are apparently many cases of right wing women married to liberal men, because right wing men.

All I know is I'm glad they were "flushable" for all those almost 40 years when I was using them. Tampax definitely used to say "flushable" on the ancient packaging and my mother used that as a selling point to get me off those giant pads. I had a hymen which made it hurt to try to get one in but once I finally…

Beyonce Time cover - photoshopped thighs or not? (I have no opinion, just curious. Thnx.)

Where did I put those pearls? *clutching*

THIS. Is exactly what I thought.

God I love your username. Also, being from the south, I am quite familiar with the "high yeller" terminology..... In Nawlins there's the notorious grocery bag test.

I had a cat back in college in the 70's I taught to sit, shake, lie down and roll over. She'd do it all for cantaloupe. Or cat treats.

"Period sex" — I thought you meant sex in the olden days.

Yum, just ate some of it. It's meat-free Mexican sausage, made with soy. The real thing is made out of mystery meat, so it's not hard to get a close approximation with tofu, apparently.

Space aliens, obviously!