Personally, as a lover of driving and high performance driving in particular, i’m always bummed out by the fact that cars double as status symbols and as a show of wealth. But that’s the unfortunate reality.

They’re not your friends. 

I wouldn’t trust many people to pull off an ending, but I trust the guy who did “The Book of Nora” wholeheartedly.

Calm down Ben.

Fixed! 

a way into why

I’ll throw my hat in this ring. Hopefully someone will un-grey me.

Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

You misspelled “I was mistaken.”

Defensive Holding!

I don’t believe any of this.

As long as there are no scenes of painfully bland people having boring sex to Leonard Cohen, you can count me in.

You can also steam things in the microwave.

I would have gone a slightly different route. I’d agree to call him “doctor” but I’d tell him that his real last name will never, ever be used. He’d have to basically choose between maintaining our previous arrangement or constantly being referred to as “Dr. Feelgood,” “Dr. Nick Riviera,” “Dr. Demento,” “Dr. Mengele,” …

Best minimum wage job?

I’m surprised at this anti-Bulgaria post.

Pshaw, I saw Doug Flutie dropkick an extra point. ONLY CALL ME WHEN SUPER WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS.