and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

Literally, she’s suggesting that you can be just, or you can be kind, but you can’t be both, and when the two conflict, the righteous choose kindness. To paraphrase Hank Hill, that doesn’t make her look better. That just makes the virtue of “kindness” look worse.

oh thank god somebody said it. gwb wasn’t bad, he just oopsie-doopsied the country backwards into a pointless war that killed untold numbers of innocent people and eroded all kinds of civil liberties for our citizens. the road to hell isn’t paved with anything, so we can just give him a sticker for trying his best and…

However, while I don’t think it means everything, I do think intent matters. Every decision GWB made, he (wrongly) believed he was making the tough choices to make America safer in a time when Americans felt very unsafe.

Dude intent does not give you a partial pass! Hitler literally thought that Jews were an infestation of parasites that needed to be exterminated in order to preserve the German people. To use your words, “Every decision [Hitler] made, he (wrongly) believed he was making the tough choices to make [Germany] safer at a…

He also helped pave the way for the current president, by lowering that bar.

I can totally see Coleen retiring to DC like her husband and helping a third-tier organization solve its leak problem.

Fun fact: the English verb “bugger,” which means “to have anal sex,” derives from “Bulgar.” A heretical medieval sect named the Cathars called on its members to eschew having children, but did not proscribe sex; this meant lots of anal. The Cathars were most prominent in the borderlands between Hungary and the…

I’m an Israeli, I’ve served in the IDF for 27 years - regular and reserve - in a combat capacity, because I believe Israel has the right to exist and without a strong army it would be wiped off the map. All that being said - how does my right to defend myself justify withholding basic human rights from 3 million…

I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

I’m pretty sure he was about to go on and on about how, historically, Israel has “just wanted it more” and that’s why blah blah blah.

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

AY, TONYA

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

You know how I know you’re gay?











BECAUSE I’M YOU

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

“Wow! Look at Peterson’s punishing style! He’s still got it! What a great switch that turned out to be!”

— Excerpted from Montgomery County Child Protective Services follow-up report, October 2019

How do you not bring up Macky’s throwing issues?