It makes sense, y'know, considering that they are from San Francisco, so a good-sized portion of their fanbase is a little, y'know...

[Flips-flops loose wrist]
[Splays fingers colorfully]
[Shakes hand around rhythmically]
[Finishes spelling "dilettantes and bandwagon jumpers" in ASL]

Come on, Jon, this isn't all that remarkable— show me a teenage boy who wouldn't do anything just to have a chance to finish.

"I'll be right over, bud— I just have to do some Liquid Cocaine shots, drive around in the dark for a while, open some beer bottles with my teeth, fill up on buffet sushi, jump off some roofs into backyard pools, set some farts on fire with a commercial butane lighter, subscribe to a bunch of CD-of-the-month clubs,…

"Oh, I've seen Above the Rim before— I don't know, I just couldn't get with it."

Serbian fan 1: [Stares, sneers]
Serbian fan 2: [Looks on; spits with murderous rage]
Serbian fan 3: [Tears shirt from chest; begins beating chest]
Serbian fan 1: [Shrieks at nobody in particular]
Serbian fan 2: [Punches air; accidentally clips female cousin of Serbian Fan 1]
Serbian fan 1: [Does not notice; continues…

Well, it's not like I drive people to suicide IRL, lol

"I'm not sure how to feel about this, exactly," said renowned Flames fan Oxygen.

Yet, Victoria Jackson persists.

"Bullshit. I've been getting my dick punched for decades, and I've never once thrown in the towel."

-Floyd Mayweather, Sr.

[Practices uncomfortable leg-grab repeatedly]
[Handles staff aggressively while making war-face, over and over]
[Works on holding untenable position for a surprisingly long time]
[Updates resume]
[Finally, finally ends up on camera, at MLB Network]

-Harold Reynolds

"This is great seeding!"
[Goes down to knees]
[Gives Mutumbo finger-wag]
[Makes "hush" gesture to crowd]
[Curls lip, as if he'd just smelled decade-old vinegar]
[Hits chest seven times]

-Cristiano Ronaldo, after every orgasm

As far as wining goes, though, they should be covered.

After Grizzly stuff and before takin out the Kings takin some long-range shots #kiddin #memphis #nextstoplosangeles

Chinese, Japanese, we all just driving to the hole, trynna score lol #nanjing

Putting it down FROM DOWNTOWN!!! haha #NeverForget

Just hiding out for a bit laying low before shootaround lol #Amsterdam

[Bangs head against tablet]

+1

Come on, it's not that big a deal— it's just a place-holder, and, I mean, you've got to put something in that rotting hole, there. And more often than not, it'll be a big, temporary white veneer, and more occasionally, it's going to have a false tooth.

Are we really looking at the right thing here, Diana? I mean, what's more important: what he gives out; or its impact, the impression it leaves behind?

He resisted nonviolently, according to the police report