Vomit-adjacent story to yours. Not a frat party story, because this happened as an actual adult... A friend of mine (really big dude) and his girlfriend moved in with me for a while. One St. Patrick’s celebration, we all got to drinking, and he really overdid it. I’m talking about a guy who could put away a case of…

Buddy, if you’re wearing an Ultimate Frisbee jacket in public, the white trash homophobe isn’t the nightmare roommate.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

Tough, but fair.

This coming from your username is pure gold. I read this imagining you as an animated character surrounded by flames.

Regardless, if your business doesn’t make enough money to pay your employees a living wage, then it is not a very good business, and deserves to go broke.

Peppers are terrible and horrible and I should probably check if I have some sort of allergy since pepper jack cheese makes me physically ill.

Controversial opinion: Chipotle sucks and so do burritos.

One time they threw me one so hot and fresh that it split through my fingers and I was left holding roughly 1/3 of a roll. MAGICAL. The food is terrible for you but I love a good wodge of bread.

Bigger than a skosh I’m guessing.

My dress shopping was... alright.

Thank you so much for going dress shopping in NYC and picking dresses that the rest of America can afford. I rolled my eyes when I saw what city you were shopping in, but this article pleasantly surprised me. Especially after looking at $3000 sheaths in Brides magazine all day. Really glad there are some good picks…

I went to one and only one dress appointment. My future mother-in-law and sister-in-law arrived 30 minutes before the start time (unbeknownst to me until I arrived), and picked out all the dresses I was “allowed” to try on. Most resembling both of their wedding gowns (late 70s and Disney Princess, respectively). I…

I’m one of those ladies who saw the dress she loved online, tried it on, cried, and got married in it. However, I did try on a ton of other dresses just to make sure. I had one appointment.

Yep, it’s like some random dude told me on the streets of Manhattan yesterday in one of the more original lines I have heard; “Damn Mami, that dress needed you more than you need it, know what I’m saying?”