I was at a Logan’s and the couple behind us were being so rude to the waitress, berating her and treating her like she was an idiot. She came to us next and you could tell she was upset even though she was very friendly and professional. My pregnancy hormones took over my mouth when I opened it to order my drink and…

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

OMG PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE CHOICES THAT AREN’T MY CHOICES! What even is your comment? Are you 12?

Yup, throwing a fun party that gets all your family and friends together is lame, lame, lame. Other non-essential things like travel are objectively and inherently superior to hosting an event that allows your loved ones to meet and have fun together.

wait you actually have friends that are in the circus?? please invite me to your next party

See, that’s different. If people are actual acrobats/clowns/contortionists, of course they should behave like they’re in the circus. If you are not one of those things, don’t try it.

CALM DOWN, SATAN!!!

Hired professionals: Fun to watch! Drunk groomsmen trying to win the wedding: sad to watch.

No, that's cool as long as no one broke a hip.

By high school (1999 starting point for me), Fossil messenger bags were my go-to; and because Hechts was still a thing back then, and there were always coupons, my mom didn’t mind indulging me since we could get a good deal on them. Decent size, cute patterns, pretty durable. I outgrew them by grad school such that I…

Don’t worry! You can still get the (far superior, far cheaper) Think Geek version:

I know I’m in the minority here but:

Back in the oughties, I attended the record-breaking Takashi Murakami exhibition at The Geffen Contemporary at MOCA in Los Angeles. The Louis Vuitton/Murakami collaboration was detailed in a side gallery. At just the right time, Murakami cunningly retranslated the anime aesthetic from Japanese comic books to the…

What are rich bimbos going to aspire to buy now? They can’t go back to Michael Kors, that’s too déclassé. Maybe they’ll have to switch to Versace or Cavalli instead for their nouveau-riche/Russian oligarch’s mistress status symbol needs.

I got a knock off of this bag in Thailand after that vogue ad ran but before even Lindsay herself could have gotten one in the us.

“And that’s not to toot toot my own horn or anything...”

FUCK YEAH! FEMINISM!

Also is in a slightly more serious tone: