Does this motherfucker not understand that this is what WE ARE EXPECTED TO DO BY EVERY CUSTOMER? Every time you complain about us taking away your dirty dishes, we get complained at 500 times more for not removing fucking garbage. You OCD weirdshits.
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I will never understand this attitude. I HATE the two minute check or whatever it’s called, when the waiter comes over to see if everything’s okay when you have taken 0-2 bites of your food. But it would never occur to me to blame the waiter for that. It literally happens at every single restaurant. Does he think all…
I couldn’t fit this in the post itself, but it made me laugh:
The stigma with sex work is strong here.
Get over it. Seriously. Gawker/Deadspin/Adequate Man isn’t a church, it’s a god damn blog. It’s not here to cater to your individual taste. If you want pious virtue, then don’t click it. Or don’t comment! There’s a million stay-at-home mommy blogs you can read, or go over to Defamer and read what Kristen Cavallari and…
Man, when you’ve pissed off Satan? Time to re-evaluate your life.
When I was in the 5th grade, a family in our town started claiming that my mother was a witch and had placed curses and black magic upon them. We used to go all out decorating for Halloween, with my dad spending months building moving monsters and displays for the big event. Apparently, this family decided that we…
A lot of the kids in the neighborhood think our house is the witch house. It is brown and has all kinds of trees around it. Some of the trees have faces. I told mom the faces on the trees would freak people out. She didn’t care and put them up. Our house keeps growing because my parents add onto it. My dad used to…
True story-my great-grandmother on my father’s side was a witch. She actually testified in a trial where a girl from her tribe had murdered another witch that cursed her. The girl was a model for an artist and started having an affair with him. The artist’s wife went to the witch and cursed her. In order to remove the…
This is fantastic! Now my neighbors can’t say shit about my giant blood stone circle in the backyard or the skeleton army I planted under their flower bed.
I still don’t understand why people who think other people have some kind of supernatural power try to really piss them off. If I actually believed one of my neighbours was a witch or something I would try everything to keep on good terms with them.
A woman in England has been issued a restraining order after the courts ruled that, just because her neighbor was a…
Oh my god this is hilarious. I am literally one of the “liberal professors” they’re talking about, as in I literally teach diversity classes to undergrads, and you’re not allowed to say ANY of that stuff to students. You can’t say shit about their parents, their religion, or their personal opinions unless you enjoy…
Grew up in a deeply conservative, religious house, with many home school-type friends (for example: my “sport” throughout middle and high school was competitive Bible verse memorization), and I was regularly warned against liberal indoctrination at college in exactly these terms. You know what happened? I went to…
Somebody needs to switch the “Ferrari Parking Only” sign with a “Small Dick Parking Only” sign.
You are correct hellspawn or are you making me type this? But seriously this is a learned behavior and this smells of making your bones type of shooting. He did not come up with this by himself.
That’s really the only appropriate response to the existence of a Subway sandwich shop.
My name is Emily and I just finished a three week tour through the Midwestern and Southern United States with my…
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Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.