I did a lot of rainbow/half rainbow in my teens, i’m not bold enough to do it anymore. Sorry about the nose upshot.

First thought: Rainbow Dash wig?

Does it count if you proposed to another lady? I feel like it’s less weighted somehow without having to worry about, idk, bruised machismo. But also it was weird because neither one of us had been raised to do the asking! So anyway, much like when we began to date, I - as the more outgoing, more foolhardy of our pair…

My dude and I had dated loooong ago. Freshman year of college. Then I dumped him for lame 18-year-old-girl reasons, and we lost touch. We both married other people who turned out to be horrible (in shockingly similar, really terrible ways. Like drug abuse and incest.) After we both got divorced, we found each other…

Mr.R had been previously married but I had not. And our relationship progressed really slowly. He was kind of my “comic relief” in between my other relationships (and yes, and a booty call) but at some point we realized that we were well, an “us”. The transition to cohabitation went pretty slowly as well. After a…

My grandma was a total badass and trailblazer, and my grandpa was shy and sweet. Family lore holds that one morning he was heading out to do chores and she said “I thought I’d make us some cake this afternoon and have the pastor over.” He assents. She adds “...And then I thought while he’s here we could get married.”
S…

Alternative ending:

I would pop the question if my bf would let me. He requested that be the one traditional thing I allow him to do. He’d consider taking my name if I wanted him to, is a total feminist, digs that I am the entertainment career lady etc. but just asked that he be allowed to pop the question. I’m cool with it....but hurry…

Ours wasn’t so much a proposal as a discussion. We were friends (roommates, actually - loooong sitcom-esque story) before we got to together and had both individually decided we never wanted to get married. We were both against the idea of marriage as an institution, the patriarchal bullshit of it, the expense, etc,…

LOL. I had the same beginning to my relationship - after 3 years when I told him I wanted to get married, he was in shock and said he needed to come to terms that that was something he could have with me.

I technically did the asking, I’m not sure if this counts though.

Satan should never be kinja grey’ed.

I was assaulted by a movie goer who felt she shouldn’t have to wait in line behind the 300 people who arrived before her, so she trampled me to get into a theater that wasn’t prepped yet. Thankfully, she also obstinately plopped her ass into the seat of her choice and refused to move. That made it easy for us to get…

Passion of the Christ, which we can all agree was basically a torture snuff film, brought the craziest people out of the woodwork. According to a friend who worked at the local theater at the time, more than half the staff just straight up quit over the abuse they got from people so ignorant and belligerent. This…

My pleasure! Is there a....Mister Satan😉???? (I’m just joshin’, no disrespect)

I think it’s acceptable to call internet people “kinda foxy.” :-)

I really don’t mean to sound disrespectful or like a typical internet slob commenting on strangers looks. Satan, (again I mean the commenter not the father of lies, Prince of darkness, the morning star, or little horn) if you’re reading this I’m sorry for my discourtesy. But LadyGrinningSoul, I have to concur. I…

Totally. When I saw it I was like, “now there is a girl I would have secretly lusted after in high school.”

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I think Satan’s (the commenter not “the adversary” or master of evil) senior photo is kinda foxy.