Yeah, you could just feel the mob descending, couldn't you? Like sharks that have caught a whiff of blood, they've decided that people who know the difference between drip coffee and espresso coffee and their variations are hipsters who deserve to go to hell. Usually this forum is pretty friendly but every now and…

Yep. It's not the barista's fault if the customer doesn't know what they want or is unable to comprehend more than one kind of coffee.

Can't star this comment enough.

I live in Texas and when I hear (read) non-Texans talk about how nice and polite we are I get all confused. We are a special kind of asshole down here.

Here in NYC - where cigarettes are approximately $328.56 per pack and are issued with a 12 person "shame chorus" whose only job is to follow you around and tell you how horrible it is that you smoke, to constantly cite statistics about lung cancer and flash photos of people missing limbs due to having once sat near a…

I've actually been to that coffee place and was initially confused about their coffee offerings myself but settled on the non-adventurous option. Best damn coffee of my life. To hell with normal coffee after that.

I am making a facial expression I can only describe as sitting at the midway point between awe and horror.

Oh my god, nacho bukkake, this made me shoot snot out of my nose onto my screen (which is better than usual tea but still) Nacho Bukkake

I would just like to warn everyone about potential negative effects stemming from the new Doritos® Brand Cool Ranchier 9" Double Dong Dildo™. That fucking thing cuts the shit out of the roof of any orifice you insert it into. And the "sensitizing flavor powder" stains the shit out of your bedsheets.

Back in the very early days of the internet, there was a board called alt.tasteless and one of the first things I ever saw there (after about 25 minutes of loading time, and I'm not exaggerating) was a photograph of a tarantula crawling on a man's balls. I was scandalized.

I'm hopping on the NOPE train to Fuck-That-Ville.

Mark, you know old saying, "If you can't say anything nice come sit next to me"? Yes. I need four or five of you in my life.

well of course, it takes the customer's side! and we certainly won't have any of THAT around here! :D

And a really shitty one I'd never publish here.

OK - this is a long list of info I've compiled for you. I have extensive experience in food & beverage. My credentials include:

Pull up a seat.