This was the product of birthday/Christmas/tooth fairy money and what I made from my family's yard sale (whatever toys my brother and I decided to sell, we got the money for), so I was SO serious about trying to pick the "right" one. I think I went by sight, trying to figure out if a particular stomach looked bigger…

I wanted one of these so bad as a kid, and my parents wouldn't get it for me because they thought it was a stupid fad toy. Well, JOKE'S ON YOU MOM AND DAD. Puppy surprise is back and now I'm a 30-year-old with a salary and an unknown number of baby puppy-sized holes in my heart.

Starred for Spam. Glorious Spam.

Hey, I eat Spam too! Sometimes in my shells. Not gourmet, just, you know, what mom fed us. Nothing wrong with liking that and also appreciating la cuisine.

Okay I'm excited to say this: I personally know the Grandma on the left. And yes, she is real and she is really like this. All the time. She is all kinds of awesome.

Word on the Spam love.

"Pussy farts, the Musical!"

ManPants' mother has been quite vocal about how she'd like to try pot (also ecstasy, randomly). If it becomes legal in DE, we're taking her on a field trip.

"I could go iron now. For days. I love to iron."

I always thought it was called "assne".

Yeeeeah! From the elbow down I've got the Ugly Organ keys and a Neco Case piece I had drawn up for This Tornado Loves You. I can't decide on the rest, though...

Why thanks :)

Ugh....

Just came here to say Little Mermaid is dope and so is Ursula....but FROLLO HAD THE BEST/CREEPIEST VILLAIN SONG OF ALL TIME.

Don't know if anyone will see this - but whenever I see "you're" spelled as "UR" I think.... "as in ursa? like bear?" I am incapable of pronouncing any other way.

I have a feeling that if you asked these "friends" about the photographer couple in question, they would be like, "Oh, Mike and Jan? Yeah, I think I was maybe at a party with them one time..."

Well, lots of the photos would be blurry because the photographer would keep having to turn away to avoid the horror of seeing two people of the same sex kissing. The "first kiss" photo would be of the photographer's shoes. Ninety percent of the photo album would be of a potted plant in the corner.

Sorry, creeped your profile a little. But goddamn +1 to all those bands on the sad days.