I do the same. I get some weird looks, but I'd rather eat my turkey sandwich dry then have to deal with mayo bullshit.

Not an MRA, but a martial artist here. My objection to the groin kick is that it is pretty easy to defend against. If you get the chance, by all means go for it. But, don't be overly dependant on it or assume that you will get that chance.

I may not share your dislike of mayo, but I can sympathize with your plight. So many places view mayo as standard that it isn't even listed on the menu for some items. Must be hard to eat out.

God no! As the Great Master Alton Brown tells us, the viscous nature of mayo and its oils create a moisture barrier. If you slop the stuff on with a shovel, yes, it will get soggy, but if you put a thin layer on, it totally works.

She looks...better.

i will not argue that it's not sammich lube

very glad to have amused the devil

Thank you! I love yours.

Especially since only one of them was aware of "polyamory" in their relationship. Want to fuck others? Say it upfront and let your partner decide if they want to stay or go. Cheating is only different from polyamory in its deception, but it's a pretty big distinction.

From what I know about the polyamorous community, which is limited, the cornerstone is communication, boundaries and never betraying trust. If you are screwing somebody else at your wedding and your partner isn't aware/okay with it, you are breaking every rule there is.

That's especially heartless. Your own wedding! You might as well piss on the bride. I cannot imagine a more clear way of saying I DON'T RESPECT YOU AT ALL.

Oh. Bookstore stories.

It doesn't matter, all of you are gross. YOU ARE GROSS.

I have thick, elbow-length hair. My exboyfriend used to get sort of tangled up in it while he slept and would wake up fighting through nearly three feet of sleepy golden storm muttering:

Some of my favs:

Dashboard Confessional - Screaming Infidelities http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0mdqmd…

A former co-worker of mine left her own wedding reception to file paperwork to annull the marriage after her bridesmaid walked in on the groom getting a blowjob from one of the waitresses hired for the reception. I cannot even imagine.

This is why I'd rather live in a cardboard box underneath a bridge and a day old, stale piece of bread and a bottle of my own piss than have a roommate ever again.

You should have entered this into the scary story competition.

I once saw a very drunk, very confused young man trying to stick a beer bottle up his ass whilst crying. I was at a party and went to an upstairs restroom, only to see that monstrosity. When he saw me, he didn't stop, but just stared deeply and sadly into my eyes. I then gently closed the door and left that house…