Thanks! The best part is that I haven't had to do a thing in ages!

Just wanted to let you know your conquest of the world is proceeding quite admirably, lord.

Hm? Yes?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

The stench emiting from apartment 304 was awful. Sarah felt the bile begin to rise in the back of her throat.

It's Hee Haw. Poser.

Probably more likely to find a reason for that than to shout, "I sell monogrammed thermoses!"

I'm sure they would also agree that it is moist. Moist and yeasty, like a nursing home shower drain.

Looking at some of those shots there's probably a temptation to say that she must have lost her damn mind at some point but I think the key there is to understand where she's from. I'm from the same general part of the world and it was enough of a shock for me coming to Toronto with relatively little money in my…

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu sandwich wgah'nagl fhtagn.

I see Cthulu. All hail Cthulu!

Pretty sure I've puked up something similar looking on a Halloween long since past.

Me either. I've had a bike ride of shame, but that's the closest.

Somehow I suspect Aboriginal Australians would disagree with any assessment that Australia's racial history was just peachy keen.

where is A Room With A View? I love that movie so very much. I forced my husband to watch after he inflicted Anchorman in me, and he fell asleep only to wake up at the romping peen scene.

One day, I hope to have Jim Cooke draw a lead image for me. It's a life goal.

Oops! Carol Burnett. Dude it's early in the morning right now!

Epsom salt foot baths are good too, and maybe a bit of vit c supplement.

Years ago, I was living in New Orleans, where we take Halloween (and indeed, any Drinking Occasion) very seriously, and my parents and grandmother happened to come in on November 1 for brunch on the top floor of an upscale local hotel. Afterward, we were riding back down in the elevator, and it stopped to let on a…