I was tooootally ready to watch this and have a good laugh with my muffin and coffee (west coast time, even though, yea it's still kinda late for breakfast) but she tooooootally lost me at 1:09 with "I really hate n*ggas I'm a nazi"

they are about a mile from me!

still can't hear over all these nothing burgers

I really thought that was why most people watched this show. It's exclusively why I watch this show: it's a bizarre, ridiculous, campy mess!

I'm really starting to think that you're paying people to commit these depraved acts for the sheer insanity of the headlines you get to write in the aftermath.

I will admit to being enough of a nerd that I both laughed at and understood this.

Serious injury? Improvised range is only 1d4+DEX mod.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Emma Watson is an incredible human being and the smartest witch of her age. I completely agree with her outreach to men to help us achieve gender equality. Men are also negatively effected by the expectations of their gender and both men and women would be better off with equality.

Step 1. Replace all pedestrian barricades with glass to prevent attaching locks that silly people feel compelled to do.

Let me tell you something about thos KFC cakes. When I first got into the car business, we reposessed an '03 F-150 SuperCab from someone who never even made their first payment. Naturally, they left all their personal crap in it, including an entire KFC chocolate cake that was under the fold-up rear seat. I don't know…

CAKE OR DEEEEEAAAAATH!???

Maybe I am just unromantic, but these goddamn things. First of all: yawn. Second of all: ...yeah, I'm probably just unromantic.

KFC: Killer Flying Cakes.

I seriously think there's a huge shift, in other areas as well, towards accepting some feminist ideals. There have been plenty of athletes convicted of domestic abuse but never a shit storm quite like this one. It seems like every day I see an anti-cat-calling post on Facebook. There is a ton of momentum around…

Same. Callie (one of the two Jez writers who sent this to me; the other was Mark) was telling me I really have to go. Now I just need to figure out a way to get to San Francisco.

[Starbucks is] always actively engaged in discussions with our [employees] to determine how to make their experience better and more valuable.