I also have to add that HEB is freaking awesome. When I first moved to Texas a year ago I didn't understand how people functioned without choice, my hometown have five or six major grocery chains excluding target and Wal-Mart grocery depts, hundreds of small markets and lots of full service Mexican and Asian grocery…

oh my god. Blondie ice cream sandwiches would be fan-fucking-tastic, but I've never seen such a thing, unless you count the vanilla cookie strawberry ice cream sandwich thing.

Yeah, this article just made me want to badger my husband off WoW to go to HEB for ice cream sandwiches.

It would be funny if you acted like you never got the text ("Rats! My phone died, so I'll have to look at your pictures when I get home.") and then made dumb innuendos for the rest of the night. "I think I'll pass on the bratwurst; I've had more than enough sausage for the day."

Dodai, I hate this so much. I hate that we live in a world where we're the ones who are left wondering how we should react when someone sends us a picture of their genitals an hour after meeting them. In a better world, the answer would be totally clear: a sharp reprimand and then out the door you go. There should be…

Dodai, the real question is, how did you refrain from greeting his return to the table with "Ew, look at what some weirdo sent me! It's tiny!"?

She should wear this one to the pool next time and see how fast it takes to get tossed out.

ha, I'm 6'2 barefoot and all of my heels are at least 4" :D

Maybe because milk, ice cream, and milkshakes are simply made with milk (or are milk) while not all cheese even has lactose in it. If you can, buy Tillamook brand cheese (They're in Oregon) Not only do they make the best cheese, but none of their cheese has lactose in it.

...holy. Crap.

People are attracted to a number of different things in potential partners. That attraction cannot be codified or readily defined by a business that sets itself up as a purveyor of "come here, find someone to be interested in" business.

Look, I'm getting a penguin at my cocktail hour so I'm clearly a special snowflake (as is every bride who gets married at my venue since it's only $100 more on top of the venue rental which is pretty small potatoes when you're planning a wedding; if you don't let your parents invite two random friends, the penguin is…

OMG I totally had a Halloween wedding! It was at a roller rink. Basically Halloween party at a roller rink with hula hoops and roller blading and video games and a party bus that ended at a hookah bar... and we happened to marry at the party. It doesn't really fit into any of these categories, but pieces of it fit…

How about: Decided on Monday that you want to get married on Tuesday. Find old Easter dress in closet, and a green sweater to coordinate with hubby to be Army uniform. Realize that you have freakish number of green cardigans. Go to quaint small town courthouse, and are very excited about the ambiance. Then are told…

The underrated classic SHOTGUN WEDDING.

MrBossetti attended a dry wedding before we met. He was there with a few friends of his, who were pre-gaming before the reception. The other people at their table asked the bride to be re-located to a different table because they didn't even want to sit for 5 minutes with people who had been drinking!

Better than "The Wedding You're Not Sure Why It's Happening" where the bride and groom seem to loathe each other and fight all weekend. Many happy returns, I guess?

I generally do not get excited about weddings, or even the idea of marriage, BUT if I was I would be down with a Halloween (my favorite holiday!) themed wedding. To anyone that walks in, it just appears to be a giant Halloween party. That actually sounds fun , which is most important. I have catered many weddings and…

I think you forgot one...

"We're decent friends, but I didn't think you thought of me as a Groomsman. You're not going to be in mine, hope that's okay."