Although he was not an asshole in any way and I have never heard of him being this way, a friend of mine found a Black Amex in the bathroom of a restaurant with a noted director's name on it who got famous years after working in video stores. This card was ensconced in a massive pile of marching powder. Like a crazy…

I have read some of the comments and decided to respond before I finished them.

Conor Oberst may actually be the worst, on second thought, he's activist all the way.

Conor Oberst is about the worst musician she could have picked to claim this about, second only to possibly Sufjan Stevens. I can't think of many people less obviously likely to run roughshod over another person's rights.

KFC/Taco Bell combo restaurant. Seems like heresy until alcohol.

And here I thought Hardees greatest failure is in the South where 45% of their buildings are now meth dens.

The last time I ate at Taco Bell, I had a burrito supreme. This was in 1993. It had a wierd taste so I looked in the burrito I was eating, and quickly realized I had eaten half a cockroach.

The Florida Virus has somehow found a way to break the species barrier. We are all doomed.

"So one time, I was Bob's house. We were hanging out, licking ourselves, giving humans dirty looks who tried to pet us, flicking our tails—you know, typical boys night out. Then, out of the blue comes this puppy, just bailing around the corner. I start to freak out, but you'll never guess what Bob does! It's so funny,…

That jumpsuit/onesie on any body type though...

I tried penis…

Those are reasons. He had none.

Write some letters and tell them how you feel, you CAN'T be the only Mom who has a little girl who is rough on her jeans. Start a petition. Do something! Little girls deserve good jeans too and the company probably just didn't even think about it.

And if the company writes you back saying little girls should be in…

The computer program? That just was birthed in Da Cloud. Untouched by human intent. But also included penis and dick but not clit nor vagina, magically.

About all I saw there was you saying that mentioning female genitals somehow makes girls corrupted, and that girls are only "good" as long as they don't know what vaginas are for.

So now horrified dudebros everywhere are realizing a penis has indirectly made contact with their face.

Well, if the face wash is abrasive (excuse me, "exfoliating") It might not be a good idea to use it on your sensitive bits. Especially if one is a guy and is a fan of the creative fiction of "It's mine, and I can wash it as fast as I want"...LOL

Mr. Arthag used Ivory soap on his hair when I first me him. When we first lived together, I got him to use this new thing called shampoo. He was amazed. He thought his hair was just naturally crunchy.