I've been living in South Korea for two years now and the acceptance of plastic surgery is amazing (not in a good way).

The thing is, it's not even just balls. Men (NOT ALL MEN! just every single one who rode my bus every day for 10 years!) will find any available excuse to take up extra room on the bus/train: you lean over to rest your head on the window so that your butt scootches out just enough to push me halfway off my seat; open…

I make a motion to end this preposterous "but my baaaaalls!" argument for good and all.
Step 1: Jezebel (or some other popular feminist media entity) needs to contact all the well-known porn actors with the literal hugest balls.
Step 2: Ask them to post smiling snapshots of themselves riding in planes, subways, etc…

I try to give people the benefit of the doubt...except when I'm on the plane. Then I shove my elbows into them. Because boobs. They just aren't comfortable when confined between my arms!

So far I've seen 2 separate discussions in the comments stating that the reason men do this is because their balls get smushed. As a guy, they are full of crap. Right now I'm sitting on my couch with my legs together in appropriate subway togetherness. My knees are not touching, and I'm not spread eagled all over the…

It has nothing to do with testicles, despite all of the protest. What these guys are saying is, "I sit like this because I'm a man, and I can take up as much room as I want because MAN. MAN. MAN."

Based on the commenters here, I feel like there should actually be a blog where someone just photoshops giant testicles into the empty space instead FOR COMPLETE REALISM

Actually, I do this in crowded trains, too. I am plus size so it usually makes them a little uncomfortable to touch Teh Fatz. And then I push against their legs with mine so I take up all the room my seat allows for and they are getting what their seat allows for and not crowding into mine. I've gotten past being shy…

More breaking news on what your dick likes to come.

So I know the dudes say this is for testicle comfort. What I don't get is why it's only some of them that have to do it so dramatically. I've seen a number if testicles in my day, and my husband's testicles seem pretty standard issue. He doesn't sit like this. He doesn't stick his knees right together like I might,…

I do it too my friend and I am a woman. Actually, I also nudge them with my hips and knees to make it fucking clear that they need to sit right. This isn't your couch. No one is advocating for their legs to be shut completely but stay in your own personal space. If this is an impossible feat for you stand. Simple.

When a guy is doing this and there are limited seats, I just sit right down next to them and rest my leg against theirs. Most men can not tolerate another man's leg touching theirs. "No homo" and all that. Eventually they pull their legs back into their own space. This obviously wouldnt work for women, but Im doing my…

To men who do this: Your dicks are not that big.

FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS.

"Filed to: NAILS"

Twizzlers are my favorite thing to use as a straw because I'm one of those people who chews their straw so I might as well eat it.

As a kid, I used to chainsmoke bubble gum cigarettes and pretend Smarties were quaaludes. I was a tiny black version of Patsy from Ab Fab.

A friend of mine has been involved (over a period of years, not all at once) with four guys: Glen, Ben, Ken, and Len. We are convinced that the next simply has to be Sven.

My mom has two ex-husbands named Mike and Ike. We like to buy her the candy when we're in a mood.

This... is neither fun nor happiness.