But he's loved Christ since before Pre-K!

In complete agreement about the bleeding/leading thing.

Open relationships and the assumptions with which people go into them are so fascinating to me. As an outsider it seems to me you've got two starkly differently camps—the folks who walk in clear-eyed, knowing how important communication and honesty and commitment are, and then the folks who are like "I'll get to fuck…

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

I worked at a really crappy bikini bar and I was walking by with a tray of drinks and this guy grabbed my butt really hard. I set down the tray and punched him in the face so hard he fell off his bar stool. I went in the back got my purse and left.

I believe dick is graded on the same scale the USDA uses: Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility.

As someone who just got out of a Mono/Poly relationship (I was intentionally mono, but was trying to learn to accept my partner's claimed polyamorous lifestyle...though she was fucking TERRIBLE at it and is now in a "closed" relationship with her new girlfriend, since I left), open relationships are really fucking…

As someone who wore a uniform every day for 10 years, this is such utter crap. Kids will always look for ways to express themselves and/or stand out. We always had issues with girls getting told their skirts were too short, or that you could see another shirt through your blouse, or your earrings were too big, or your…

Whether or not their motives were pure, high school dress codes are at best confusing and at worst, blatantly gendered and sexist. There's a difference between asking people to dress in a way that's put together and asking girls to cover up their arms and legs so the boys don't zomg go crazy. Boo to high school dress…

My mother is really into Rocky Horror, and one holiday played it in the car all the way to the destination, when my sister and I were too young to really get most of it. Anyway, fast forward to the first day back at school, and my mother received a complaint. My 6 year old sister had somehow memorised the lyrics and…

I was not the prom type at all. I had no interest. I was sort of an outcast at school, one of those gothy girls who thinks she's special because she can recite Poe from memory. Yeah. I know.

Here's my response to anyone who has *tips or suggestions* to change anything on my body... *moms, please share and discuss with your young daughter's* (sans the swear words of course)

Tip 3: Profit!

Tip 1: Have ample T&A and a comparatively small waist

So it's basically Imo's Pizza (an STL speciality those of us from Chicago call "spit on a cracker").

12/23/2004—Public Law. Video Voyeurism Prevention Act of 2004 - Amends the Federal criminal code to prohibit knowingly videotaping, photographing, filming, recording by any means, or broadcasting an image of a private area of an individual, without that individual's consent, under circumstances in which that…

I'm an ansuz because fuck Greek letters, that's why.

I love s'mores so much I got in trouble with my husband for cooking marshmallows on a fondue fork held over a can of sterno to make them one afternoon. While in our bedroom. Watching a marathon of MTV's Fat Camp. It is because of that incident that all of my sterno was confiscated AND I was forbidden to ever own a…

OH MY GOD, THIS FUCKING THING. That isn't a dessert, that's one of Yog-Sothoth's lesser servants.