Gluten Intolerant/Gluten Allergic /Gluten Sensitivity is an actual thing.

DUDE. Did you just #Benghazi me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you straight up kidding me right now? Are you just having a good troll or what?

We have no idea if he was gaslighting her. Ppl who gaslight are very good at baiting you quietly and then letting you look like the crazy one. They know what makes you tick.

If that's your criteria for being a "violent, asshole nutjob with no self-control" how is Jay-Z not one an even bigger one? Jay-Z literally shot his own brother when he was younger and he stabbed a record producer he thought was bootlegging his album.

My two cents: Solange is going after Jay-Z because he is goading her. It seems clear from the body language that she can't stand him, and that he enjoys pushing her buttons. I'm surprised that so many people assume she is either a very violent person or an abuser: it seems clear we are witnessing her reaction to his…

So insulting the intelligence, as well as the sensibilities, of myself and every other woman on the planet with cutesy political ads that are devoid of politics is going to magically make us vote for them. Yeah, sure.

I will never say no to a Magic Wand. But I still won't vote Republican.

My mom just told me a story about our longtime hairdresser - she and her husband are both self-employed and have never had health insurance, but he was getting ill and the doctor told him to sign up ASAP because he was worried it might be prostate cancer. They signed up for private insurance and were told not to…

hold on. this sounds to me like they believe that at some point in the past they actually used facts in their advertising which makes me feel emotions such as amusement and awe.

I confess. I once threatened my sister's husband that if he ever hurt her again, I'd take a baseball bat to his knees and I wouldn't miss. They are no longer married.

We will never know.

Not *all* bathroom stories...(sorry!). These tales did remind me, in a roundabout way, of a now-defunct place I worked at in San Francisco's Tenderloin. One of my regulars was a Vietnam veteran who had lost an arm in the war. Near the end of his meal, he'd hand me a little paper bag and say, "roll one for me and one…

This is better than my INSIDER BEYONCE INFO from someone who has worked with her who I knew when I was writing for TV, which is: Beyonce is a huge pothead.

For those keeping score at home that's a total of 100 problems for Jay now.

I'm with you. Planning my wedding and missing my paternal grandma something fierce. She was sassy, fun, and welcoming, and I could use her sense of humor right now.

One of my first responses to being diagnosed was about losing my hair. I was kind of terrified at the thought. Some women lead with their breasts. Contrary to my nom de plume, I lead with my hair. My doctor seemed relived to have something positive to tell me—I wouldn't lose hair with the radioactive treatment I would…

This is pretty perfect.

If I were dating Michael Sam, I'd want to have cake-smeared kisses all the time. I mean, maybe it's their thing, like the way some couples share the same appetizer.

It would be more awesome of the tattoo of the selfie also had a tattoo of the selfie ...