SatanInSingSing
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SatanInSingSing

[probably going to regret replying, but for the sake of others who might be curious about my statement, I will reply it anyway.]
Yep, totally serious. And not arrogant. This is what I mean:
If a typical woman is glad to be pregnant, and wants the baby, she calls it a baby from the minute she sees the blue line on the

Oddly, I experienced the opposite: becoming a mother is exactly what prompted me to head over to Planned Parenthood to apply for a job. When they asked me why I wanted to work there, my stated reason was "I've always been pro-choice and after going through pregnancy and bearing a child and raising an infant, I am more

Let me just whip these out ahead of the troll deluge:

That brand label will never stop reminding me of a hand job.

There is something about a very spare, minimal shop with only a few items that makes me reluctant to shop there. I know my brain is supposed to think that they have very few items because each item is very exclusive but all I can think is that they can't possibly have what I'm looking for. Anybody else have this issue?

cooking naked

It bothers me how people all hail Clinton as such a nice guy and great President but still say Lewinsky's name with a sneer.

"She went through a lot of undeserved shit and I'd like her to be happy."

You don't have to pull up your dress to do a line.

RE: Life in Texas. I grew up in Fort Worth, TX and live in Arlington now. Guns are something that bother me. I am so sick of this shit. It is a burden that nobody should have to deal with.

Find someone to teach you how to do a chest press safely, either with dumbbells or a barbell (barbells are generally easier and more stable, but it's usually easier to find some dumbbells). Work with a weight that you can move in the correct range of motion about 7 to 15 times before you need a break. Start with two

"Sorry for my language. I just can't deal with this."

These are the internet moments in which I feel so, so Canadian. My family owns guns, and I know hot to shoot them. I have hunted before and have no problem with guns as a tool for that.
All that being said: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHILE PLANNING THIS?!
That's a deadly fucking weapon.

I worked in a similar position! All the other evening shifts had two people own them, but the ones I worked (including Fridays) were always just me. I think I worked the Saturday afternoons alone, too, despite the fact that this fucking haul of bluegrass musicians would roll in to jam and I'd often have a line out the

Can we be a bit more specific about the "bad place?" I assume you are referring to Florida.

Why is this still an issue?

File this under: "Being a Woman - whatever you're doing, you're doing it wrong."

She looks like a Maxi pad

Hipster Elizabeth Bathory says "I was into this before it was cool."

"Parabiosis? I fucking invented that!" - Madame LaLaurie