ain’t that the damn truth!! i have these moments every once in a while, where i realize just how odd my life frequently is...

“There’s no reason that anyone should be backflipping, twirling fire sticks, or doing trapeze at a wedding”

ugh, this poor woman. i know a few ppl with gastroparesis and it is a fucking nightmare. much less everything else she’s dealing with. god.

DUDE. i totally have worked weddings in New Orleans that are at this hall slash funeral parlor... the first time i laughed so hard, and by the end it just seemed normal. altho accidentally walking into the funeral event instead of the wedding event with a photobooth that one time was... awkward.

i really hope that they CAN’T change it back, server minimum wage is Some Bullshit.

FOSSIL. they make great bags in all kinds of pretty colors, and my basic black tote i got from them in 2008 still looks almost brand new. PLUS they aren’t hideously expensive. i love that company, most of my bags are from there - even my laptop bag. they do leather well.

aww, goddamnit. i love these bags. now i’ll have to scour thrift shops EXTRA hard to find them...

oh also, i see you guys not approving my post that i made hours ago, talking about being a person with chronic pain and how my other friends who are pain patients have struggled directly due to the types of laws you are talking about.

fucking THANK YOU.

“Feeding the problem: the growing abuse of prescription opioids. If you’re addicted to those, you’re 40 times more likely to have a heroin problem.”

i like your brother in law. 😂

goddamnit. Kinjaed.

jesus fucking christ, that seems like a ridiculous standard to try to hold students & faculty to, even at a religious institution. i mean, i went to a Catholic college, and there was NO such nonsense.

i just can’t wait to see MMXXL. even more after this article!

yeah. it’s more like sitter plus plane tickets plus fancypants clothing plus.... when the list gets that long it starts to seem very difficult

i’d HOPE the partners/spouses would step up like that! i have a few military bride friends though, and their husbands may not be able to do that no matter how much they’d want to, just depending on scheduling.

THANK YOU!!!

if half my wedding party left my reception by 9pm i would probably have had a meltdown. jesus.

sigh. i feel this so hard

1. omg that BUTTON!! 😍