yeah - the problem is, it won’t be one night, it’ll be a weekend - and pretty much everyone i know would have to fly across the country, and half of them don’t live near THEIR families, and it’s just a big mess. like, i don’t want to cut off access to my friends, ya know?

(YES. THIS.)

omg, SAVED, SAVED, you were saved!!!

OMG. tell me everything!! this is exactly what i want to do - big cabin in the woods and everything!!

yeah. for sure, something that small definitely needs an adults only invite!!

okay, see i am HOPING that’s how my friends will feel! i just know how hard it can be to get sitters, and i don’t want any of my best friends to not be able to make it (whenever this hypothetical wedding may be...)

ugh okay this is a subject near and close to my heart - because no offense to anyone, but i don’t like kids. don’t find em cute, most emphatically DO NOT want them at my someday future wedding - which i mean is not completely planned or anything, but i do know the gist of what i want, which involves lots of booze and…

sigh. SAME.

i just find it intensely frustrating, as a bipolar person, that mental illness is so often used as a “oh so THAT’S why” shortcut in so many articles. are some people with mental illness violent? yes. but the vast majority, no. i understand it can be a factor in some cases, but it isn’t an explanation. it’s only a…

YEAH, let’s do hope they do something impeachable!! fuck Abbot

HAAA! i also totally posted SUCK IT, HOMOPHOBES on facebook. where it’s been gathering likes, because my remaining fb friends are Good Eggs.

this was kinda immature but i enjoyed doing it immensely. i fucking hate that dude, and i’m forced to deal w him as TX governor. today, he can suck MY balls.

please, PLEASE tell me there’s a magical way to get my boyfriend’s gross deodorant residue out of his nice merino/cashmere sweaters. he refuses to wear an undershirt with them and it’s killingggg meeeeee.

that dude. he deserves a medal!

Satan has a decade of barista work under her belt, and many, many rants about special snowflake customers.

A+ punnery!!

as a former barista: FUCK FRAPPUCCHINO LADY AND EVERYTHING SHE STANDS FOR. THERE IS NO REASON TO BE A DICK ABOUT YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE REQUEST.

never before have i seen such a perfect, apropos statement being projected onto its target... bravo, dude!

i’m all about my hoodies in the summer. but 99.9% of the reason for that is A. i am a fryable redhead and i hate sunscreen, and B. in the south the air conditioning is FRIGID everywhere & i hate being sweaty & cold in stores.

it’s not you, specifically, altho thank you for the apology. i’m just tired of hearing the same damn narrative every time something like this happens. it feels so crappy.