oh, oh me too! it’s just brisket is everywhere here and i can’t get good pulled pork to save my ass. it’s not prejudice it’s just fact! i’ve lived all over the BBQ regions and each of them are good in different ways. TX kinda fails at pork. but their smoked turkey is usually divine!

not that fond of guns myself, but itms still an accurate picture of my NOLA neighbor...

::salutes::

it’s unbearably creepy, i can just imagine how awful that woman felt, coerced to go out with this dude.

ah bu... fa. fucking french quarter story. i worked on Bourbon, i did my time there. i saw a WHOOOOLE lot of shit in my day. NEVER did i hear about anything like that.

(yes, i know Tacoma is north of Olympia, we also went to Seattle a lot on our Olympia trips)

ARGH, KINJAED.

i used to live in Portland and me & my friend who lived in Olympia would drive up... we’d always end up in Tacoma for some reason (food, gas) and every time it was terrible.

no, no, you’re right. Tacoma is DEFINITELY the Florida of Washington.

having had some nicely prepared Brussels sprouts a while back, i will give you that they did not smell like farts, and were technically edible... not precisely an enjoyable experience, but edible.

my meat pie love has no bounds

kinda ashamed to say that now i want to try a meat pie crust. THANKS PINKHAM.

oh christ. that’s just... unfortunate in every way (minus the relationship between your cousin and his girlfriend, obviously)

unffff. WHY do ppl say shit like that? “oh yeah i won’t tip you, so basically i am your lowest priority.” it’s adding insult to injury

oooh. GOOD TO KNOW! although i haven’t personally ever had any issues with military personnel you just never know...

but what about parsnips? i don’t normally even like them that much, but they’re delicious via tempura magic. MAGIC!

ha! nooope, no soul refunds!

aww, well gosh... 😘

on a more serious note, i am glad that show got yanked. i just hope his victims are getting the care they need.

YOU CAN’T BLAME ME FOR THIS MARK.